question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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