there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
how does that bad decision feel?
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