It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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