Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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