you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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