Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You left your underwear on the fireplace
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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