Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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