In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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