I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
