Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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