yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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