Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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