Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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