I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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