It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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