I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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