I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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