I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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