apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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