So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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