You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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