the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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