Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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