Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
