I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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