you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
