You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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