I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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