Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Everything about him screamed your future.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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