So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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