i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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