Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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