After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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