when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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