Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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