heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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