He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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