we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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