yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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