I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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