things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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