I didn't shave. On purpose
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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