I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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