What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just blew my weed a kiss
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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