Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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