"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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