We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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