are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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