Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Can I color on your dick again?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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