Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
